We’re over the moon to be introducing our newest product line, Moonhire!

Now you can power up your house with moon shine! We’re offering the full moon package at an eclipsed price today only! Don’t miss this tre-moon-dous opportunity. You’d be a lunar-tick to pass on this, because it only comes around once in a blue moon!

Oh boy, we really hope you weren’t too excited for this package, because if you were, you’re one of many victims to have fallen for our April Fool’s Day prank! Sorry!

If you are, however, interested in powering up your home or business with solar technology, it is certainly possible! With our innovative rent-to-own solar system package, you too can afford to harvest the power of the sun without breaking the bank. If you’re a good sport though, you’ll continue to share our lunatic ad to your friends for a little laugh. Thank you for your support, you are moonificant!